Post by harrycanyon on Jul 2, 2012 15:28:57 GMT -5
Since i'm a Critters fan mainly of the first 2 and a huge fan of DC Comics for 27 years, i just thought up of this crazy idea for a crossover fanfiction story. I mean it makes sense since DC and Critters with New Line are Warner owned and to have a DC comic hero against a Warner owned alien. I was inspired by those cool DarkHorse/Fox and DC comic crossover stories of Batman, Superman and Green Lantern vs. Aliens and Predators comics.
The story is set a year after Critters 2, Charlie has been voted out as Sheriff as he now works as a staff member at one of the town's cafes for he also lives in his new RV which he got as a reward from the mayor and local car dealer but still works as a bounty hunter with his friend Ug whenever he calls for him for duty and picks him up. 3 months earlier Ug (who just got his true bodyfit back as Johnny Steele) has found a replacement for Lee named Zula who is another blank-face shapeshifter just like him from his race on his planet but still needs to find a bodyfit. Lex Luthor just had a business trip from Kansas City Kansas and on his way home he stops by Grover's Bend after hearing stories of 2 alien invasions that occured including of man-eating space furballs to see if it were true thus he discovers 2 crates full of Krite eggs as he decides to take them home to Metropolis with them as he has a plan of his own. G-sweep in space indicates that Krite life still exists on Earth but in Metropolis as Ug calls on Charlie to help him and Zula terminate the problem once again as Chuck quits his Earthly job to head to Metropolis for a fresh new place to stay. Back in Metropolis in the outskirts where Luthor lives in his grand mansion and labs, he hatches the Krites and creates a unique mind control device that can control the Krites as they obey his commands as the swarm of Krites are in the city in the sewers to the allies eating some pedestrians and some homeless people to injuring them. The Daily Planet including Supes are baffled by people dying or being injured by these mysterious creatures which is almost like what happened in Grovers bend for the past 2 years. Ug with Zula and Charlie have arrived 4 days later in the outskirts of the city, Zula looks at Charlie's porn collection and it looks at his penthouse magazines as it turns into a gorgeous redhead centerfold as it stays like that for it's her bodyfit thus doesn't transform again. Superman mistakes Ug and Zula as enemies as he fights them but Charlie clears this up as it's all a misunderstanding as they all agree to kill the Krites together. Luthor has plans to capture Superman then use his ultimate weakness on him in a different way then trap him to kill Superman as he will unleash the ultimate Krite that can destroy the city but can Superman be saved or wil he end up being dinner.
It will be thrilling, action packed, gory, a little sexy mainly Zula's transformation to centerfold, a little funny and have a little romance mainly with Zula having a crush on Charlie as Chuck needs a girlfriend.
Sounds like a cool idea or what? i'll even write 2 more sequels known as Batman vs. Critters and Lobo/Green Lantern/Martian Manhunter vs. Critters.